God of lightning // Queen of Olympus // God of the sea // Goddess of agriculture // God of war // Goddess of wisdom // God of the sun // Goddess of the hunt // God of fire // Goddess of love // God of the messengers // God of wine // Lord of the death // Goddess of the rainbow // God of sleep // Goddess of balance // Goddess of victory // Goddess of forgiveness and genius of plants // Goddess of fortune // Goddess of magic and crossroads.
I’ve seen this video over a thousand times and i still find it fucken hilarious.
“No Chick wants to get with a dude who has a high score temple run. They want to get with a rockstar. Give some eye contact. Right? Look at them. Sing along with them. Wink at them. Give a little nut shake. Live in it up a little bit.”